Bad Astronomy

Saturday Morning Breakfast pandering

Zach Weiner is a shrewd, shrewd man. He does stuff like this just because he knows I’ll link to it.

Click through to see why (NSFW-ish). But he should know better. I got my revenge years ago by failing all those jocks in my astronomy class*.

Also: Zach is 28 today, that whippersnapper. Get off my lawn**!

*Actually, that’s not true. They all got the grades they worked for and deserved. In reality I got my revenge by hacking into their accounts and changing their sports stats.

**I mean, get off my astroturf!