Zach Weiner is a shrewd, shrewd man. He does stuff like this just because he knows I’ll link to it.
Also: Zach is 28 today, that whippersnapper. Get off my lawn**!
*Actually, that’s not true. They all got the grades they worked for and deserved. In reality I got my revenge by hacking into their accounts and changing their sports stats.
**I mean, get off my astroturf!