Bad Astronomy

Jesus in the Kit Kat den

Remember that part of the Sermon on the Mount when Jesus said “Blessed are the sweetmakers, for they shall be called the bonbons of God?”

No? Then explain this:

Made. Of. Win.

Or made of sugar, wheat flour, cocoa butter, non-fat milk, chocolate, refined palm kernel oil, lactose, milk fat, soy lecithin, PGPR (emulsifier), yeast, artificial flavor, salt, and sodium bicarbonate.

Either way, that’s awesome. If you don’t see it right away, look closely at the bite mark, or go to the original article and click the picture for a closeup.

So many jokes to make… the Shroud of Chewin’… As a bird that wandereth from her Nestlé, so is a man that wandereth from his place…

Or, maybe, just “Gimme a break!”

Tip o’ the chocolate-smudged wrapper to BABloggee Jimmy Erickson.