Patriots Beat Chiefs as Both Teams Hurtle Into the Void in a Burst of Blue Flame

Nick Greene

Oct 15, 2018 12:35 AM

Can Kirk Cousins Dance? A Slate Investigation.

Nick Greene

Oct 14, 2018 8:17 PM

Nathan Peterman Elevates Bad Quarterback Play to an Art Form; Please Give Him His Own Wing in the Louvre

Nick Greene

Oct 14, 2018 6:31 PM

College Football Is More Fun Now That It’s Played With a Greased-Up Ham

Nick Greene

Oct 13, 2018 2:11 PM

Carolina Panthers Win On 63-Yard Field Goal; Kicker Graham Gano Might Be a Witch

Nick Greene

Oct 07, 2018 5:09 PM

The New York Giants’ Best Receiver Is Also Their Best Quarterback

Nick Greene

Oct 07, 2018 2:54 PM

Eric Reid, Back in the NFL, Continues His Protest Movement With His New Team

Nick Greene

Oct 07, 2018 2:07 PM

Texas Beats Oklahoma on Last-Minute Field Goal as Announcer Gus Johnson Explodes Into Poetic Rapture

Nick Greene

Oct 06, 2018 6:56 PM

NFL Uses Video Review to Admit it Messed Up a Fumble Call that Wasn’t Eligible for Video Review

Nick Greene

Oct 06, 2018 5:59 PM

Tennessee Titans Deprive Football Fans of a Tie, Beat Eagles With Last-Minute Overtime Touchdown

Nick Greene

Sept 30, 2018 6:16 PM

Shield Your Eyes, For Mitchell Trubisky Is Burning Brighter Than One Million Suns

Nick Greene

Sept 30, 2018 4:27 PM

Carolina Panthers Sign Kaepernick Ally Eric Reid, Who Reportedly Won’t Drop His Collusion Grievance

Josh Levin

Sept 27, 2018 12:16 PM

Count the New England Patriots Out at Your Own Risk (Because It’s Fun!)

Nick Greene

Sept 24, 2018 12:31 AM

The Worst Part of That Putrid Titans-Jaguars Game

Nick Greene

Sept 23, 2018 4:22 PM

Josh Allen Is Hurdling Dudes and the Buffalo Bills are Going to Win the Super Bowl This Year

Nick Greene

Sept 23, 2018 2:16 PM

Buffalo Bills Twitter Account Announces Team’s Arrival in Minnesota, May Not Know Where Minnesota Is

Nick Greene

Sept 22, 2018 5:39 PM

Baker Mayfield Can Save the Browns, Assuming the Browns Don’t Destroy Him First

Nick Greene

Sept 21, 2018 7:13 PM

This Was the Greatest Passing Week in NFL History

Chase Stuart

Sept 18, 2018 12:11 PM

Patrick Mahomes Has Arrived So Everyone Else Can Stop Playing Football Now

Nick Greene

Sept 16, 2018 6:20 PM

Buffalo Cornerback Vontae Davis Has Had Enough of the Bills, Apparently Retires From Football Mid-Game

Nick Greene

Sept 16, 2018 5:28 PM