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What I Learned From More Than a Year as Slate’s Pet Advice Columnist

Nick Greene

Jan 11, 2020 6:00 AM

I Want a Dog, but My Husband Refuses. Should I Just Do It?

Nick Greene

Dec 28, 2019 6:00 AM

My Cat Jumps on My Husband’s Nuts in the Morning and Wakes Us All Up

Nick Greene

Dec 21, 2019 6:00 AM

My Puppy Won’t Eat His Kibble. Can I Feed Him Human Food?

Nick Greene

Dec 14, 2019 6:00 AM

How Can I Keep My Cat off Our Christmas Tree?

Nick Greene

Dec 07, 2019 6:00 AM

My Dog Keeps Shoving His Head Between Men’s Legs

Nick Greene

Nov 30, 2019 5:50 AM

My Cat Got Locked Outside, and Now She’s Spraying Our Doors

Nick Greene

Nov 23, 2019 6:00 AM

The Dogs at the Park Scare My Sweet Little Pup

Nick Greene

Nov 15, 2019 7:30 AM

My Boyfriend’s Untrained Dog Does Whatever He Wants

Nick Greene

Nov 07, 2019 8:36 PM

Why Is My Cat Acting Like a Jerk All of a Sudden?

Nick Greene

Oct 31, 2019 8:39 PM

What Is Good Elevator Etiquette for My New Dog?

Nick Greene

Oct 24, 2019 8:10 PM

My Kitten Refuses to Use Her Litter Box

Nick Greene

Oct 17, 2019 8:55 PM

My Dog Is a Menace to My Neighbors

Nick Greene

Oct 10, 2019 7:07 PM

My Puppy Is a Terror Who Destroys Everything

Nick Greene

Oct 03, 2019 6:43 PM

I Think My Cat Has Jet Lag, and It’s Ruining My Sleep

Nick Greene

Sept 26, 2019 6:10 PM

My Cat Won’t Stop Bringing Me the Small Animals She’s Killed

Nick Greene

Sept 19, 2019 2:46 PM

My Chihuahua Insists on Protecting Me From My Roommate

Nick Greene

Sept 12, 2019 7:54 PM

My In-Laws Refuse to Stay at Our House Because of My Cats. Can’t I Feel Offended?

Nick Greene

Sept 05, 2019 6:59 PM

How Should I Tell People a Shameful Secret About My Dog?

Nick Greene

Aug 29, 2019 8:41 PM

My Cat Started Biting and Clawing Me After My Husband Died

Nick Greene

Aug 22, 2019 8:10 PM

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