Watch England Fans Go Insane—Sorry, “Mental”—as Their Team Beats Sweden
France’s Hugo Lloris Almost Swallowed a Bug. What Kind of Bug Was It?
Can Anyone Stop Belgium’s Front Three?
Thibaut Courtois’ Elastic Limbs Carry Belgium Into World Cup Semifinals
Uruguay Had the Perfect Plan to Beat France. Uruguay Did Not Beat France.
Goalies’ Best Chance of Blocking Penalty Kicks Might Be Dancing to Distract Their Opponent
What Brazil Will Need to Win the World Cup
Disappointed in Someone? Send Them This Video of World Cup Players Being Incredibly Disappointed in Their Teammates.
Watch England’s Jordan Pickford Make the World Cup’s Best Save (Which Didn’t Get a TV Replay)
England Wins? On Penalties!??!!?
A Non-Ode to Sweden-Switzerland, the Saddest Game of the World Cup
How Excited World Cup Announcers Distinguish a “Goal!” From a “Gooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllll”
An Ode to Japan, Which Lost Because It Tried to Win
Watch the Once-in-a-Lifetime Counterattack That Netted Belgium’s Winning Goal Against Japan
How Long Can You Yell “GOOOOOOOOOOOLLL”?
Mexico Played 20 Minutes of Relentless Soccer Against Brazil. Soccer Matches Aren’t 20 Minutes.
Denmark Extends World Cup With Miracle Penalty Save, Immediately Loses on Penalties
Spain Tiki-Taka’s Itself to Death Against Russia
Uruguay’s Offense Is a Potent, Time-Released Cocktail of Edinson Cavani and Luis Suárez
Cristiano Ronaldo Hikes Up Shorts, Bares Thighs, Exits World Cup