The Slatest

Dank Brandon

OK, now no one else can use this headline.

Reporters are reflected in the sunglasses of U.S. President Joe Biden .
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Joe Biden announced Thursday that he’s transforming the way the federal government treats marijuana convictions.

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Thank goodness, I have the perfect headline for this development, which no one else has thought of—

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A scrolling thread of tweet after tweet making the same joke: "Dank Brandon."

Ah, nuts.

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