Five days can constitute one ordinary workweek or an eon of chaos. From August 19 to 23, it was enough time for the President of the United States to endorse the notion that he’s the king of Israel, throw a tantrum about Greenland not being for sale, accuse Google of rigging the 2016 presidential election against him, get upset at the car industry on behalf of the late Henry Ford, and order American companies to stop doing business in China—in all a very normal week’s worth of being president from a chief executive who is in no way having a complete breakdown in public. Here it is, from start to finish:
MONDAY
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TUESDAY
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WEDNESDAY
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THURSDAY
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FRIDAY
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