In a clip from his ABC interview with George Stephanopoulos, James Comey addressed the so-called Steele dossier’s infamous uncorroborated allegation that Russian operatives have video of Donald Trump employing prostitutes to urinate on a hotel bed that Barack Obama once used:
STEPHANOPOULOS: Did you believe his denial?
COMEY: I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don’t know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013. It’s possible. But I don’t know.
This set the highbrow intellectuals on Slate’s staff to speculating.
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