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British Woman Gives Birth to Baby

Queen Elizabeth, Prince William, and Kate Middleton after Easter church service.
Congregants leave the Easter Mattins Service at St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle on April 1 in Windsor, England.
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Apparently the woman above in the dark jacket (Katie Holmes) has given birth to a boy! Congratulations!

The happy event was announced by this screaming insane person:

A town crier reads the news of the royal birth.
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Both mother and child are said to be doing well after the birth, which took place at 11 a.m. local time at St. Swigginton’s Apothecary in the district of Blamingdale-Upon-Swigginton.

The child’s name has not yet been released. In order of birth, his eight older siblings are named Albert, Elbert, Horace, Harry Styles Jr., Horace II, Sienna Miller, Sporty Spice, and “J-Dog.”

The baby, who will be formally known as the Vicar of Shropshire, becomes fifth in line to the British throne.

Congratulations to the King of England (Hugh Grant)!