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Trump Answers Question About Anti-Semitism With Characteristic Eloquence and Insight

President Donald Trump (!) held a press conference Wednesday with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at which an Israeli reporter asked Trump a question about the contribution his own rhetoric may have made to the United States’ recent rise in anti-Semitic violence. And, truly, our president’s answer will inspire you (to live the rest of your life in a remote Mongolian cave). The transcript:

Well, I just want to say that we are, you know, very honored by the victory that we had. 306 electoral college votes. We were not supposed to crack 220. You know that, right? There was no way to 221 but then they said there’s no way to 270. And there’s tremendous enthusiasm out there. I will say that we are going to have peace in this country. We are going to stop crime in this country. We are going to do everything within our power to stop long-simmering racism and every other thing that’s going on, because a lot of bad things have been taking place over a long period of time. I think one of the reasons I won the election is because we have a very, very divided nation. Very divided, and hopefully, I’ll be able to do something about that. And I—you know, it’s something that was very important to me.

As far as people, Jewish people—so many friends, a daughter who happens to be here right now. A son-in-law, and three beautiful grandchildren. I think that you’re going to see a lot of different United States of America over the next three, four, or eight years. I think a lot of good things are happening and you’re going to see a lot of love. You’re going to see a lot of love. OK? Thank you.

Goose bumps.