In November, a number of NBA coaches and players described Donald Trump’s election as a disappointment, and many have condemned his administration’s Muslim travel ban. Last night, the basketball figure who’s probably spoken at the most length about Trump—San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich—made some characteristically insightful remarks about Black History Month. An excerpt:
It always intrigues me when people come out with, “I’m tired of talking about that” or “Do we have to talk about race again?” And the answer is you’re damned right we do. Because it’s always there, and it’s systemic in the sense that when you talk about opportunity it’s not about “Well, if you lace up your shoes and you work hard, then you can have the American dream.” That’s a bunch of hogwash. If you were born white, you automatically have a monstrous advantage educationally, economically, culturally in this society and all the systemic roadblocks that exist, whether it’s in a judicial sense, a neighborhood sense with laws, zoning, education, we have huge problems in that regard that are very complicated, but take leadership, time, and real concern to try to solve.
To be frank, it’s getting irritating, this five-time NBA champion head coach who’s better at concisely and persuasively summarizing political issues off the cuff than I am at doing the same despite having the luxury of word processing software and it being my only job. But anyway: While the notion of a Popovich 2020 campaign has been floated in jest (although not entirely in jest) for a few months now, at this point enough NBA figures have criticized Trump that we can go beyond the top of the ticket. Let’s play it out all the way, in classic internet What if People From One Thing Were Put Into Another Thing fashion, by assembling a woke basketball Cabinet.
(Individuals’ names are linked to stories about their comments on Trump.)
President: Gregg Popovich. I would genuinely enjoy trying to see the right-wing smear media try to come up with an angle on Popovich, an Indiana-born immigrants’ son and Air Force veteran who is one of the most successful figures ever in one of the most purely meritocratic fields around.
Secretary of State: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Longtime activist and man of the world who will be integral to repairing relationships in the Middle East. (Abdul-Jabbar has in fact already been—in real life—a “global cultural ambassador” for the State Department.)
Attorney General: Adam Silver. NBA Commissioner Silver’s post-election statements have been circumspect, but one can read betweet the lines. A University of Chicago–trained lawyer, Silver demonstrated his fitness for the AG job by orchestrating the deft but muscular legal/political process by which infamously racist Clippers owner Donald Sterling was pushed into selling his team.
Secretary of the Treasury: Bill Bradley. The original hoops liberal has to be on this list. Treasury? Sure, why not.
Press Secretary: Kyle Lowry. He tells it like it is:
Head of Transition Team: Magic Johnson. Transition, right? Like how a fast break is transition offense? LOL.
And two outside-the-administration bonus assignments:
And hey, what about Rajon Rondo for the Department of Housing and Urban Development … because of bricks! Get it? OK, we’re done here.