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Bill Maher on Emails: “Hillary’s Political Fortunes Driven by Out of Control Cocks”

Bill Maher arrives to the 2015 Vanity Fair Oscar Party on February 22, 2015 in Beverly Hills, California.

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HBO host Bill Maher is angry at Anthony Weiner. Really angry. Maher dedicated much of his monologue in Friday’s episode of Real Time to the FBI’s announcement of newly discovered emails that could be related to the probe into Hillary Clinton’s use of a private server. “I think it is rather appropriate that this election is so close to Halloween, because what happens in every scary movie? You think you killed the monster, you killed him ten times, and then a tiny, orange hand comes out of the grave. Believe me, for Hillary, today was Nightmare on Email Street,” he said.

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And while Maher had some choice words directed at FBI director James Comey, the real target of his rant was none other than Anthony Weiner. The emails were apparently found in the computer of disgraced former congressman, who is under investigation for messages he allegedly exchanged with a teenager. “Weiner’s one excuse when he was just texting was that he never actually fucked anyone, well now he has—planet earth,” Maher said. “I don’t know if Weiner’s dick is big but it certainly casts a long shadow.”

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Maher then goes on to point out that the woman who is likely to be the first female president once again must adjust her political strategies because of a man’s sexual activities. “So once again, Hillary’s political fortunes are driven by out of control cocks. Right? This poor woman. I mean, first it was her husband’s, then it was Donald Trump’s, and now it’s Anthony Weiner’s. Or what she calls them, my basket of deplorable horndogs.”

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