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Donald Trump Jr. Thinks Syrian Refugees Are Like Killer Skittles

In case you were having trouble understanding the complex geopolitics, not to mention the moral and ethical implications, of the Syrian refugee crisis, Donald Trump Jr. thinks it’s pretty simple. It’s a lot like … like … it’s almost exactly like … a bowl of Skittles, you know?

It’s annoying how Skittles can make your hands sticky if you don’t eat them right away. It’s the worst.

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