If Donald Trump Tweeted About Triumph of the Will

The ugly, crooked media wants to make it about Hitler. Sad!

By Josephine Simple

July 11, 201612:57 PM

More tough German fonts tomorrow tweet

Disgraceful @NYTimes focuses on foreign film in #GothicFont tweet. They should focus on issues! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #fonts

Ugly, crooked media won't tell you that foreign film from #GothicFont tweet about MUCH more than Nuremberg Rally!

Black-and-white movie from tweet covers MANY subjects, not just parades.

Sleepy eyes Chuck Todd so out of touch. He doesn't realize diagonal arms in #TriumphMovies are people blocking out sun. Sad!

Lots of people other than screaming mustache wizard in #TriumphMovie yet media focuses on worst person in movie!

In all caps: Parades are smart & powerful!

Eagle carrying windmill is strong, powerful symbol. This is why we don't win any more! Our symbols lack power! #Trump2016

Lame @HardballChris doesn't get that symbols like #EagleWindmill don't always represent semantic content. Read Foucault! #AmericaFirst

Actor playing mustache wizard does bad job. Very desperate! I would do better.

Money-losing @NYTimes says I want to be shrieking magician. No! Part is too small! I would play main role of Will of the People!

I did not even SEE the wizard until crowd pointed him out with diagonal arms. IT TAKES A WHOLE CROWD! That's how small a part he has.

Events in dishonest @WashingtonPost article never happened! Wizards not real, including mustache one. Have you seen #WizardOz movie? Proven!

#WizardOz Movie + #TriumphMovie classic double bill! Make it happen, Steven Spielberg!

Visiting Jewish Heritage Museum. #GothicFont and wizard memorabilia everywhere. Dishonest media!

Next year, hosting wizard-and-eagle-themed Passover in honor of Jewish symbols. I dare @NYTimes to link me to evil!

My son @EricTrump tells me #TriumphMovie is a documentary. What a budget! Very impressive. #AmericaFirst

My wife @MELANIATRUMP made a very funny joke: "Trump of the Will." Very good, Melania! Good girl!

#TriumphMovie is mostly just sound and images. Yet dishonest media blames me for perceptual experience?

If I complimented a Hebrew font, nobody would be angry. #RiggedSystem

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