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Official New York Subway Account Attributes Train Delay to “Witch Problems”

Artist’s rendering of the scene Monday morning at 33rd Street in Queens.


Hmm. It appears that sorcery is afoot and causing problems on the New York subway system, specifically in Queens.

Just kidding. They meant “switch problems.” Speaking of which—speaking of witch, LOLOLOL—here is a fun/informative behind-the-scenes New York magazine story about the many cascading causes of train delays.