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Our Next National Anthem: A Patriotic Children’s Dance Song About Donald Trump

A terrifying scene at a recent rally for Donald Trump.

Screenshot via YouTube

If you’ve been jonesing all day for a near perfect blend of the Florida panhandle ethos and Kremlin-youth vibes, we present to you the Freedom Kids singing a song about Donald Trump on Wednesday night in Pensacola, Florida.

A couple of sample lyrics from our unapologetically American cherubim.

Are you serious?
Apologies for freedom,
I can’t handle this.
When freedom rings,
Answer the call!
On your feet
Stand up tall!


President Donald Trump knows how,
To make America great,
Deal from strength or get crushed every tiiiiime!

Simply adorable, and a hymn that we will all be singing in our mandatory labor camps in a little under a year’s time.