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Russian president Vladimir Putin speaks during his annual end-of-year news conference in Moscow.

Photo by Maxim Zmeyev/Reuters

Vladimir Putin accused Turkey of licking America’s privates—no, he really did—in his annual end-of-year televised press conference. In less weird news:

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