As anyone with an Internet connection knows by now, Justin Bieber was arrested early this morning for allegedly drinking and driving, and drag racing. Now, courtesy of the Miami Beach Police Department’s social media team, we have his mugshot:
(Probably a safe bet that whoever does the tweeting for the MBPD doesn’t normally take the time to include your average alleged perp’s Twitter handle.)
And here’s the police report, which gives the arresting officer’s play-by-play of the traffic stop [sic]: “The driver had slow deliberate movements and a stuper look on his face. … I asked the driver to exit the vehicle to continue my investigation of a possible impaired driver. The driver stated: ‘Why the fuck are you doing this?’”
This post has been updated.