Opening Act: Frozen Yogurt

Ben Smith gets Gingrich’s close-out talking points.

Rosie Gray finds Sen. Mark Pryor’s office puzzled as to how an internship there could be auctioned off to the creep behind Girls Gone Wild. Also: Hasn’t he seen The Real World: D.C.? Or the failed Washingtonienne treatment? Sixteenth Street ain’t Bourbon Street.

From our friends at Foreign Policy, a gripping essay on women in the Middle East.

And I think Buddy Roemer has seen the second episode of Veep.