Finally: The Painstakingly Edited Mitt Romney Rap Video

Australian attorney Hugh Atkin is behind this breathtakingly good video: Mitt Romney, occasionally played by a muppet, rapping to the rhythm of “The Real Slim Shady.” (That song’s also at the top of the new 21 Jump Street movie. It’s undergoing a bit of a renaissance.)

Nominate your own favorite lines and couplets. Here are mine.

We got it wrong, sorry, that’s not what I meant/I want every American to be in the top 1%

I’m really named Willard, that’s my first name/I’m not looking for a colony on the moon, just for someone to blame

Atkin’s been at this for a while.