CPAC Swag, Vol. II

I’d rather win the body armor.
IMG_5478 This coin, worth $18, was winnable in a raffle. IMG_5481
At the same table, a T-shirt you could buy for $10. IMG_5482
At a booth selling The New Democrat, a parody of the Cat in the Hat (Pelosi and Reid are Thing One and Thing Two), a minor copyright violation:
IMG_5484 And a long-in-the-works documentary that will probably appeal to the people obsessively filming, or talking about film, of Andrew Breitbart yelling at various people. IMG_5490
But my favorite piece of anti-swag must have been at the RNC’s booth, where copies of the largely forgotten outreach guru for Vicente Fox, Juan Hernandez, were stacked up and ready for eager readers. IMG_5456 Not moving very fast. Hernandez always seemed too certain that putting his Luciferian mug on things would move ‘em. (This is not a comment on his character, only on his beard and slick hair.)