Encore: 30

Thirty years ago, at 1:38 p.m., I got myself born. In reality, I didn’t have much to do with it. It’s worked out fairly well, though.

Jennifer Rubin has far more success nagging a Perry spox about drugs than I’ve ever had.

Kate Sheppard explains the weird Gibson guitar fight.

This may actually be unfair to Orly Taitz, who isn’t really smart enough to know the difference between “getting a meeting with” and “being humored by.”