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Homemade Infographic: How to Make Everyone on the Subway Despise You and Your Children

By Tom Scocca
May 30, 201110:38 AM
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What’s the most efficient way to arrange a family of four in a subway car? Not this. Bonus points to the daddy for the two-seat crotch-splay, usually employed by younger men traveling solo.

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