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Heart Transplant for Dick Cheney? Former VP’s Latest Cardiac Alert (VIDEO)

Former Vice President Dick Cheney says he may need a heart transplant. The man liberal Democrats call Darth Vader appeared on Today and showed off his half-human, half-machine heart.

Cheney, who turns 70 this month, has suffered five heart attacks, the first of which occurred at age 37. In July 2010, he was outfitted with a left ventricular assist device, which pumps blood continuously through his body-leaving him with no pulse and smirking liberals saying, “We told you so.”