I Hope Nobody Lands on This Rolls-Royce Corniche IV When They Jump From a Burning Building

In one part of America, the firefighters let somebody’s house burn down for not paying the $75 fire-department fee. Here’s a fire-safety problem from another part of America:

That’s a “Rolls-Royce Beverly Hills” license-plate frame, though the car has New York plates (FCA-4379) and the hydrant at which it’s parked is in the West 60s.