OBAMA GAY INCHES THROATED: Associated Press Makes a Funny About Homos

Special Language Correspondent Joe MacLeod sends along today’s story about Barack Obama and gay rights from the Associated Press (The Wire Service That Zigs™):
Obama inches toward gay agenda

WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama is chipping away at his long list of promises to gay voters but has yet to earn the full-throated backing of the reliably Democratic voting bloc.

And that’s the top of the story. Get it? “Top”?