Calling Burkle and Bing!

When we saw this New York Times headline (since changed ), we thought it could mean only one thing: Barack Obama was planning to recruit Bill Clinton buddies and all-around bad influences Ron Burkle and Steve Bing . Because if there’s anything missing from the Obama campaign, it’s fun. Namely, barely legal women, out-of-wedlock children, and trans-Atlantic trips aboard “Air F*** One.”