Rudy Bling

Never accuse Rudy Giuliani of failing to keep it real. They should do a two-for-one with temporary tattoos of Rudy’s face. Get yours here

This actually reminds me of one of my favorite Giuliani-themed rap lyrics, from the song ” Rise of the Machines ” by Jedi Mind Tricks: “They call me Kublain Khan, ready for war with a Ruger 9 / I’m ready with a machete for Rudy Giulian .”

Romney campaign theme song?

Image from Rudy 2008 Store.