Least Controversial R&B Singer Ever to Headline Obama Event

The Obama campaign has announced that harmless and exceedingly heterosexual Grammywinner John Legend willplay at a rally on Nov. 10 before the annual Jefferson-Jackson dinner in Des Moines, Iowa.Unlike another artistwe shall not name , Legend is about as controversial as shredded wheat. The onlything to fight over now is whether Legend’s voice sounds more like honey or velvet.