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“US EP-3 Spy Plane Held on Hainan Island”: The Anagrams

Apology to purists: the number “3” was jettisoned.

Hyped, insane and so alpha-plus Lenin.

Annually shop plain pinheadedness.

An unhappy old headline’s plainness.

Dullishly append on an insane phase.

(With thanks, as always, to Anagram Genius.)