The Breakfast Table

Mazzzzzzel Tov


Bush has denied that he believes non-Christians should be cut from Heaven’s Rush list–we published something to that effect ourselves and quickly got a letter from his camp setting the record straight. As he has not told this particular Jew to find alternate plans for the afterlife, I’m compelled to take him at his word.

I will spend the night dreaming of yarmulkes on sleeves and goyish governors of New Hampshire.

Until next time,