The Breakfast Table

The Old Order

[Received last night.]

Our first fight! Sorry, I shouldn’t have gone out of order. You go first tomorrow, just like the old days. And yes, when I own England, you can borrow anything you want. Oh! I have juicy news: Ron Perelman and Ellen Barkin are going out. A friend of mine who saw them in L.A. said she was caressing his leg, as if she hoped gold would rub off.