Every week, Danny Ortberg and Nicole Cliffe discuss a Prudie letter. This week: the closeted aunts.
Nicole: Well, for starters, the two of you need to have a private sit-down with your niece and explain the world to her.
That your choices are your own, and that you have thought them out.
Danny: do you think the niece KNOWS because they’ve told her?
Nicole: But also I would prepare for her to out you.
Danny: or just barged in and said that
Nicole: I can’t tell.
It sounds PRETTY glass closet
Danny: right absolutely
i’m just trying to parse whether it was like
they’d opened up to her and she’d like, turned on them
or if she was just being super nosy and officious and they’re not normally super close
Nicole: Right, right. Like there’s no ANIMOSITY coming from the LW towards the niece
she seems to love her and support her general teen nonsense
Danny: just because it might feel more uncomfortable if like, they KNOW she knows and then they’re in a position of having to deny something they’ve told her previously
Danny: yeah and it feels very teenager-y
I would maybe, if you have an otherwise good relationship, try to stress this to her:
Nicole: “Outing is a public service”
Danny: that if you really want to support LGBT rights you can and should fight for them without demanding individual gay people take on the responsibility of outing themselves when it’s not safe to do so
Danny: “if you want to talk to your parents about homophobia as a human rights issue, please do it! But don’t ask us to do something that could result in our losing our jobs/entire family structure.”
Nicole: And really talk about how there is a difference between being “ashamed of who you are” and “having different circles of friends and family who get to access different parts of you”
Danny: right, that’s a very naive, black-and-white way of looking at the world
Nicole: Bc I do think on some level the niece wants to like … free them from being ashamed?
When they are not ashamed.
“you poor self-loathing idiots, let me tell you how to live”
they have been gay for a pretty long time! i think you can trust them to know what’s best for them
and even if you think it’s stupid, it’s not your right to make that choice for them
if that doesn’t land, or if you don’t think you can have that talk with her for whatever reason, i think you should just plan a quick scripted answer with your partner
the good news is that your family has already collectively decided they don’t want to know what they know
Danny: so if she says anything and you say “I’m hurt you would speculate about my personal life,” or something to that effect
you will probably get your homophobic family members, hilariously, defending your heterosexual honor
Nicole: Yes!! This will be a lesson that will serve her in life.
Danny: “They are just GAL PALS, how DARE you assume there is something UNTOWARD going on between these two DEAR, DEAR FRIENDS”
Nicole: You are doing her a favor by pulling her up on this.
Danny: when I was a year or two out of college, my girlfriend at the time invited me out to the desert to stay with her grandparents
and she was in a sort of glass closet with her family at that time
and I was SO UNCOMFORTABLE but it was also completely hilarious
the Gal Pal Defense was in FULL effect
also, while I would never have outed her to them, I was definitely more in the niece’s camp at the time and very sure I knew her situation better than she did and really wanted her to come out to her family
Danny: “Ah, Yourh.”
and with time and hindsight, I can see 100% that she knew her family better than I did, that she’d come out to them a bunch and it hadn’t really taken, that she’d set appropriate limits with them and had developed a relationship with them that worked for HER
Nicole: what an odd autocorrect
Oh, man, I agree so strongly and also identify my younger self with the niece.
Danny: and it was selfish of me to assume that I had any right to ask her to change all of that just because I thought “if we all come out, everyone will HAVE to get on board”
yeah I would never have taken it as far as the niece—she’s WAY over the line—but I certainly, as a teenager/early 20s person, would have believed some version of “if everyone comes out we’ll solve homophobia tomorrow”
but there are lots of good reasons not to be homophobic even if you don’t have gay aunts!
Nicole: anyhow I hope she listens to you
Danny: and if she doesn’t, plan what you’ll say with your partner in advance and let the rest of your family’s Denial Machine go to work for you
it’s 100% fine to lie through your teeth if someone’s trying to out you against your will
Danny: Claws out, gal pals, glass closet: the weirdest episode of Friday Night Lights yet