Dear Prudence

Dear Prudence Uncensored: The Lesbian Teen Daughter

Every week, Danny Ortberg and Nicole Cliffe discuss a Prudie letter. This week: the lesbian teen daughter.

Nicole: Aww, I’m thrilled they have lovely kids who feel secure and loved enough to talk about their sexuality.

Also you need to cool it with the label phobia

I know I’m preaching to the choir on “if she said she was straight I doubt you’d be like HOLD THE PHONE, don’t tell anyone that until you’ve had relationships with men!”

Also, ask her what kind of support she needs around her grandparents. She may have no intention of talking to them about this, but if she does, please ask how you can be of assistance and support!

But I guess I just also have zero interest in the Label Discussion

Danny: yes!

Same! There can sometimes be a (well-meaning) push for an End To Labels

that in effect ends up just being an End To Labels that position an individual as “not straight” or “not cis”

Nicole: RIGHT

Danny: also, lesbianism? pretty cool

pretty rich history of activism and love and solidarity and social change there!

Nicole: One of our better isms

maybe ask if there’s a book you can read together

showing that you want to do the work is so important

Danny: literally the worst case scenario here is your daughter calls herself a lesbian for a while and then later decides she isn’t a lesbian

all she’ll have to do is say “i’m not a lesbian”

Nicole: PRETTY EASY

Danny: it’s not like she’ll have signed away her future to Gay Sea Org

Nicole: okay I love that joke and am so jealous of it

Also sea org is abusive and should be stopped

Danny: yes

but yes, basically, I think you are encountering the limits of your own open-mindedness right now

Nicole: Happens to most of us

Danny: and that will be hard, because it’s probably very easy to feel open-minded in your super-small town

Nicole: TOTALLY

Danny: but even very open-minded people can get whiffly about queer sexuality

like my read here is that your son’s coming-out felt smooth to you for a couple of reasons

Nicole: esp with their Own Kids

Danny: 1. he’s older and there’s always some residual What About The Children residing in all of us when it comes to young gay/bi/trans/etc people

Nicole: Right!

2. Bisexual, and the attendant assumptions people draw about bisexuality

Danny: many people tend to think of gayness as ‘adult’ even if they’re vocally pro-gay

Nicole: 3. “What if none of my kids is Normal”

Danny: and 4. you saw it coming

which meant you got to still feel in control/in charge

Nicole: TOTALLY

Danny: and this time your daughter’s leading the conversation

and it’s a sexuality that does not include the possibility of heterosexual couplings

Nicole: A very unexpected and casual one!

getting caught off guard can really make people hunker down oddly

Danny: totally!

Nicole: but yeah, in terms of moving forward, ask her about what this means to her and what she needs

Danny: to be clear, i don’t think the LW is secretly a huge homophobe

and they have responded quite well so far

Nicole: is there stuff you can do together/learn

Danny: but yeah, basically ask her how you can support her

Nicole: queer bookstores! whatever!

Danny: and do some research about what LGBT community might exist in your neighboring not-so-small towns

Nicole: right!!

Danny: basically, ask yourself: how can I help support and foster a happy, healthy lesbian teenager-hood in a town that is not set up for one?

Nicole: also even though your kid is “sheltered,” she knows that it’s not “fine” with everyone, that info is out there

Danny: RIGHT

i promise you she has picked that up

so you don’t have to like, warn her

Nicole: so help her when stuff comes up, and don’t assume she’s a teeny orchid

Danny: again, it can be that well-meaning but ultimately harmful impulse: “the world is really hard on lesbians, better not be one unless you have to be, are you still sure?”

Nicole: Also her older brother is bi! The convo has started!!

hopefully her brother is also a source of support and love

Danny: yep

Nicole: And just like, unofficial resources

frankly a “mom and dad are a little weird about it but they’re doing okay” is valuable to hear

Danny: also! TALK TO HER GRANDPARENTS, not about her gayness, but about their (apparent) homophobia!

Nicole: They already have one queer grandkid that they (I ASSUME) know of

Danny: right! run interference there so your kids don’t have to bear the brunt of whatever homophobic stuff your parents (or in-laws?) do or say

again, without outing any of your kids who may not be out to them yet

Nicole: This is a nice letter to talk about, and I also think it’s very very very very common as people are confronted w the realities of the hypotheticals they always assumed they would handle like champs

so I am glad that it’s in the column

Danny: yes, me too!

Nicole: My mom is so sweet and good and and did not handle it fantastic when I told her I was attracted to girls back in high school! Like it was FINE, but mostly the “I just think it’s a harder life and I don’t want that for you” line

Danny: Mostly I want to stress to this parent that this is totally natural. You are not secretly a homophobic, unsupportive parent; you are bumping up against something you’ve understandably absorbed from living in a pretty homophobic culture your whole life

Nicole: doin’ better, let’s keep goin’, parents

Danny: and you haven’t done anything wrong

Nicole:YES

I judge thee not!!!

also the girl is 13 and honestly just the idea of dating at that age can give parents apoplexy

Danny: the real problem is having a thirteen year old!

Nicole: ESPECIALLY girls

bc of SOCIETY

Danny: I hope your bisexual son and your lesbian daughter and all of your other children continue to feel supported and seen by you (they clearly do so far) and that you can find all the resources and help you need in a not-super-progressive community

Nicole: AGREED

Danny: and again, if any of your kids later adds or takes away from or modifies whatever labels they use, that’s great – but don’t try to live your lives now based on the possibility that something might change in the future