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Watch Election Day cable newscasters telling it like it very literally is.

Tuesday is the day of the American presidential election, which means Americans all over the United States of America will be voting for president. There will be a winner, but there will also be a loser who won’t win. And at the end of the day, it will be night. Something unexpected might happen, but we don’t expect it will. And no matter who wins—whether it be one candidate, or the opponent of that candidate—one thing is or certain: Cable news channels have more than 12 hours of programing to fill with words that newscasters say with language from their mouths. See those mouths above.