Bob Dylan may have won the Nobel Prize, but don’t think (twice, haha) that he’s the only Dylan having a big week. The AARP wished Dylan McKay, aka Luke Perry, a happy 50th birthday on Twitter on Tuesday.
The cover, which has Perry looking positively Cranstonesque, isn’t what’s really going to AARP magazine subscribers this month, though—the print magazine features a picture of Warren Beatty. Meaning the group mocked up a fake cover, complete with a terrible “902-5-OH” joke, to go with its tweet. Doesn’t fictional Dylan—the No. 1 Dylan, as far as we’re concerned—deserve a real cover?