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Everything That Will Kill You and Destroy America

(According to the Republican National Convention.)

The theme for Day 1 of the Republican National Convention was “Make America Safe Again,” a variation on Trump’s signature catchphrase and a fitting tribute to the inherent fear of others championed by his campaign. And as such, the day was a revolving door of speakers running through the long list of things that should make us very, very afraid.

Watch the video above for a complete compilation of all the things likely to kill us, our family members—or, worst of all, conservatism. (Spoiler: “radical Islamic terrorism” is mentioned.)