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The Infamous Heels Return in a Delightful Gay Porn Parody of Jurassic World

You may recall that back in June, our national conversation about Jurassic World was largely focused not on the terrifying Indominus Rex, but on a pair of heels—nude-colored stilettos, to be specific. These were worn with aplomb throughout the inevitable dino-mayhem by Bryce Dallas Howard in her role as Claire, the uptight park manager. While viewers were divided on whether the heels represented a sexist stereotype or a miracle of style under pressure, we can all agree that they were iconic—so much so, in fact, that they have now reappeared (in white pump form) on the feet of a drag queen in Jurassic Porn, a gay Thai parody film first noticed by Matt Baume over at the Advocate. (The trailer below, while definitely not X-rated, is perhaps slightly NSFW, depending on your company’s opinion of three shirtless guys making out.)

This unlikely and yet wholly necessary bit of erotic cinema loosely follows Jurassic World’s script, showing the be-bobbed, heel-wearing drag queen recruiting an animal trainer to help tame a pair of dinosaurs whose genes seem to have been spliced not with tree frog DNA, but with rubber. They are still ferocious, though, so it’s fortunate that the trainer is so good at his job that he quickly has them dancing rather than tearing the porn stars to shreds. And lest you forget this is a skin flick, a chase scene rather abruptly gives way to a shirtless make-out session among the staff, which was decidedly not part of the original film. Will a giant water monster emerge to splashily spoil the fun? Maybe! You’ll have to pay $5 via PayPal to find out.