Do Not Watch Game of Thrones With These People

Sunday night is sacred. Don’t invite your mom or your children.

Season 5 of Game of Thrones returns Sunday night. Fans of the gory battle for the Iron Throne are undoubtedly speculating on the fates of Tyrion, Sansa, Arya, Brienne, Bran, Rickon, Daenerys, and heck, even Varys. Who will live? Who will die? Who will be reunited? What body parts will be severed? What are the White Walkers?

Everyone needs answers, and luckily, Slate Video can answer one of the most important questions now: Who is invited to your seasonlong Sunday night viewings? Do not invite your mom or any other people in the video above, played by Addie Weyrich, Darnell Dudley, Matt Reimann, Harrison Hantel, Polly Kreisman, Alex Song, Emma Noble, Jamair Jackson, and Julia Zimmerman (in order of appearance).