Dear Prudence

Baby’s Pit-Bull Pal

I fear my niece will be injured, or worse, by this unpredictable pet.

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Dear Prudence,
My sister is 20 years old, has an 18-month-old daughter, and is a great mother. She doesn’t have much money, so she recently moved in with a new roommate. The roommate has a pet pit bull. I met the dog a couple of days ago, and while she is very sweet, she also seems to be pretty nervous. I know I was a new person to this dog, but overall what I saw was potentially a very dangerous situation for my niece. I told my sister that, and she told me that she trusts the dog and thinks she’s well-mannered. She said that the dog and her daughter get along well, the dog doesn’t mind if the child pokes her, and that the dog lets the child sleep in her dog bed sometimes! Is this one of those situations where I can’t tell her what to do, so I should leave it alone? Or should I call child protective services?


Dear Uneasy,
No wonder the dog is nervous. Suddenly a small human is sticking fingers in her eyes and sleeping in her bed. You’re probably sweet and well-mannered yourself, but surely you would lash out at someone who invaded your home and poked your orifices all day. That a pit bull is involved adds to the potential damage if the dog strikes back, but even a placid basset hound could be provoked to take a hunk out of a toddler’s face under these circumstances. When a dog uncharacteristically attacks a child, often the aggressor was the child who simply didn’t understand that you can’t pull on a real dog’s tail the way you can your favorite stuffed animal. Your sister is a 20-year-old single mother; that alone indicates she still lacks the ability to understand how acting on her impulses can lead to life-changing events. You must intervene, but try to exhaust all your possibilities before you consider calling the authorities. Tell your sister that her daughter’s safety is at issue here and that even the best-behaved dog can lash out at a toddler. Show your sister and her roommate this article about mixing kids and pets, the point of it being that both girl and dog need to be chaperoned as carefully as if this were a Victorian courtship. Your sister and her roommate must understand that unless their darlings are under direct supervision, they must be physically separated. Add, for the roommate’s benefit, that if her dog bit your niece, no matter what the circumstances, it could end up being destroyed. If things don’t change immediately, offer to help your sister find another living situation. Explain to your sister you won’t let up, because you couldn’t live with yourself if you didn’t do everything to prevent a possible tragedy.


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Dear Prudence,
I have been married for four years to my very loving husband. We started dating when we were 18 and 21, and made the somewhat unwise decision of marrying when we were still quite young. Unfortunately, we ran into a lot of problems early on in our marriage, and I carried on an affair with another man for 10 months. I made a terrible mistake and know that I have done irreparable damage to our relationship. Either way, I came clean about it. We went to marriage counseling, moved out of the city where the affair occurred, and made a renewed commitment to each other. I couldn’t be happier. The problem, however, is that a year later my husband is still punishing me psychologically for what I did. When we get into fights, he likes to say, “Well, why don’t you just go back with him then?” He knows this hurts me very much. I have been understanding and supportive in his effort to deal with his feelings on the matter, but I’m starting to think that we might not ever get over it. Is my punishment for this affair that I have to let him verbally abuse me for the rest of my life? I don’t know what else I can do to help him and feel that I have done all I can. Help!


Dear Despondent,
You “unwisely” decided to marry, you have done “irreparable damage” to your relationship, and you’re “despondent” over the prospect of being “psychologically punished” for the rest of your life, yet you say you “couldn’t be happier” in your marriage. You don’t sound that happy. Many people meet their spouses as teenagers and go on to have long, fulfilling marriages. Others start chafing at the realization that this first serious relationship is also supposed to be the last—you didn’t just have a fling, after all, but a fairly long affair. Of course, it’s possible for two people with as rocky a start as yours to conclude that they really do want to be together and make it work. But it never will if one partner is enjoying the view from the moral high ground because it allows him to better aim his verbal dirt balls at the other. You should tell your husband that you need new rules of engagement when you two fight. You have acknowledged and apologized for your violation, so now it’s time for your marriage to be about the two of you, not the affair. Tell him part of your recommitment to each other needs to be that the past be allowed to fade away. If he can’t agree to that, then you two need to get back into counseling and figure out whether you really want to get old together or whether you want to get out while you’re still young.


Dear Prudie,
I work in an office of about a dozen people. I love my job and enjoy working there. However, there is one woman I find to be somewhat rude. She constantly makes disparaging remarks about people who are overweight—she tells stories about “disgusting fat lards” she encounters outside of work and makes comments such as, “Fat people are so gross” or “Fat people should be killed,” and so on. I asked her once why she dislikes fat people so much, and she responded by saying, “I don’t hate fat people. I feel embarrassed for them.” My wife is noticeably overweight by about 40 pounds. She is the most beautiful, smart, kind, and wonderful person in the world; she is my best friend and I can’t imagine loving her any more than I do. So I feel very hurt and offended when my co-worker makes these remarks. I thought about talking to her supervisor, but, as I mentioned, this is a very small company, and I’m afraid to “shake things up.” The whole situation has gotten to the point where I no longer enjoy coming to work because of it. Please help.

—Silently Offended

Dear Silently,
It wouldn’t matter if your wife was the size of Keira Knightley; it’s your co-worker who’s a pig. No one should have to listen to such bile about any group of people. And given that two-thirds of Americans are overweight, your colleague is daily wishing for the death of the majority of your firm’s customers, which can’t be good for business. You need to tell this loudmouth that you no longer wish to hear any more of her opinions on people who are overweight. Explain politely but firmly that the content and tone of her remarks don’t belong in the workplace, and you’re asking that she immediately desist. If she won’t, then go to a supervisor (preferably a plump one) and explain that you’ve tried to deal with this yourself, but your co-worker’s barrages are affecting how the office functions. Then please write a mega-best-seller about a man who finds his plus-size wife to be the most beautiful woman in the world.


Dear Prudie,
My husband chose hunting over Halloween. We have two kids—ages 2 and 4. Halloween is something that is only magical for a few years, and he is going to miss it this year. This is an annual hunting trip that I always give my blessing to, but his decision just crosses the line. He cannot control the calendar, but he can choose to skip a year. I conceded—he is going, but since this is their opening weekend for hunting, I’m sure I am not the only wife having this argument. Did I do the right thing in letting him go, or should I have fought harder? In the long run, he’s the one missing the memories, and the kids probably won’t notice he’s not there, but it breaks my heart for them. It’s my “Cat’s in the Cradle” moment!

—Boo Hoo

Dear Boo,
Too bad your husband can’t leave the duck blind for the night. His orange vest and hat with ear flaps would be a perfect costume—especially when he starts blasting pumpkins with his shotgun. Don’t turn this into a Harry Chapin song. Just because your husband chose hunting over haunting this year does not mean that during every future soccer game or piano recital he will be out tracking deer. (Although, just to make sure, you could tell him no way is he going off for spring alligator-hunting season in Texas during the kids’ high-school graduations.) You’re right, at ages 2 and 4, your children will little note nor long remember that they had to face this year’s trick-or-treating without their father. What you don’t want to do is telegraph to them that you’re unhappy and Dad has done something wrong. So put on your princess costume, meet up with some other families, and have a wicked time.