Brazil Loves Neymar. Brazil Also Thinks Neymar Is a Huge Flopper.
The Bottom Half of the World Cup Bracket Is Shaping Up to Be a Real Garbage Dump
Germany Is Out of the World Cup. Let’s All Laugh at Die Mannschaft.
Congratulations to Mexico, Which Wasn’t Quite Terrible Enough to Miss the World Cup Knockout Round
Argentina Takes Its Bad Self to the Knockout Round
Diego Maradona Had a Totally Chill Time During Argentina’s Win Over Nigeria
In Praise of the 0–0 Draw, Which Allows Tired Soccer Announcers to Rest Their Vocal Cords
Argentina Is Either a Mutinous Mess or Just a Regular Mess, Depending on Reports
Maybe This Isn’t Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup After All
England Always Flames Out at the World Cup. But This Year’s Team Feels Different.
Where LeBron Should Play Next Year, According to a Theoretical Astrophysicist
James Rodríguez Is Back, and He’s Threading Passes Like a Dang Necromancer
What Makes Senegal Such a Joy to Watch
The Bizarre Scenario that Could Incentivize Yellow Cards in England’s Match Against Belgium
Toni Kroos Brings Germany Back from the Brink with Thrilling Last-Second Strike
Mexico Fans Stop Homophobic Chant, Excel at Good Chants
Belgium Is Attacking, and Attacking, the “Golden Generation” Curse
Switzerland’s Xherdan Shaqiri Is a Roomba Made of Lead
Did Nigeria’s Ahmed Musa Score the Best Goal of the World Cup?
Why Neymar Cried When Brazil Beat Costa Rica