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How Scary Is Midsommar, Ari Aster’s Follow-Up to Hereditary?

Our highly scientific Scaredy Scale helps you determine whether new movies are too scary for you.

Still from Midsommar with the Scaredy Scale arrow quivering over it.
Photo illustration by Slate. Photos by A24 and Getty Images Plus.

For die-hards, no horror movie can be too scary. But for you, a wimp, the wrong one may leave you miserable. Perhaps you’ve even lost whole nights of sleep in a struggle to get certain images or ideas out of your head, leaving you to trudge into work or school the next morning unable to function properly.

Never fear, scaredies, because Slate’s Scaredy Scale is here to help. We’ve put together a highly scientific and mostly spoiler-free system for rating new horror movies, comparing them to classics along a 10-point scale so you can determine which are too frightening for you. And because not everyone is scared by the same things—some viewers can’t stand jump scares, while others are haunted by more psychological terrors or simply can’t stomach arterial spurts—it breaks down each movie’s scares across three criteria: suspense, spookiness, and gore. This time: Ari Aster’s Midsommar, the writer-director’s much-anticipated follow-up to Hereditary. (We’ve included Hereditary below for comparison.) Let the festivities begin.

A chart titled “Suspense: How much will you dread the next kill or jump scare?” shows that Midsommar ranks a 4 in suspense, roughly the same as Jurassic Park, whereas Hereditary ranked a 6, roughly the same as A Quiet Place. The scale ranges from The Joy of Painting (0) to Alien (10).
Chart by Slate. Midsommar photo from A24.

If you’ve seen the trailers for Midsommar, you know it consists of a series of eerie happenings and rituals that are clearly leading up to a grand ceremonial finale of … some sort. You certainly might start to feel dread about whatever it is these fair-haired revelers have planned, but the movie doesn’t sneak up on you much or rely on cheap shocks, other than one or two mild jump scares and some sudden close-ups on gory images, the latter of which is becoming something of a signature for Aster, who also memorably deployed the device with a severed head in Hereditary.

A chart titled “Spookiness: How much will it haunt you after the movie is over?” shows that Midsommar ranks an 8 in spookiness, roughly the same as The Babadook, while Hereditary ranked a 9, roughly the same as The Shining. The scale ranges from The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (0) to The Exorcist (10).
Chart by Slate. Midsommar photo from A24.

Although it’s tempered with frequent gallows humor, which I’ll discuss in a minute, Midsommar is pretty dang creepy. With the score by Bobby Krlic, aka the Haxan Cloak, setting up an almost claustrophobic atmosphere of tension, the movie proceeds from one demented, hallucinogenic set piece to the next, and it has several truly horrible deaths that Aster’s camera dutifully lingers on.

A chart titled “Gore: The Ick Factor” shows that Midsommar ranks a 9 in goriness, roughly the same as The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, whereas Hereditary ranked an 8, roughly the same as Alien. The scale ranges from Singin’ in the Rain (0) to the Saw franchise (10).
Chart by Slate. Midsommar photo from A24.

About those truly horrible deaths! Not all of them are staged for the camera—sometimes we just see the equally horrible aftermath, leaving us to imagine the deed—but when people do die on screen, we watch it happen in excruciating detail. My thoughts frequently went like this: “Oh, he’s going to cut away now. Ah, nope, going in for a close-up instead!” To avoid spoilers, I won’t go into specifics, but the movie checks pretty much every gore box you can imagine. Also bad for the vomit-averse.

A chart titled “Overall: This is even more subjective, depending on what kinds of scares get you the most” shows that Midsommar ranks as a 7 overall, roughly the same as Alien, whereas Hereditary scored an 8. The scale ranges from Paddington (0) to the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre (10).
Chart by Slate. Midsommar photo from A24.

I’ll admit I was straight-up afraid to see Midsommar. I found Hereditary more perversely fun than life-ruining, unlike some of my peers, but ritualistic violence and folk horror are high on my list of “I’d rather not.” Even so, to my surprise, Midsommar often plays like an incredibly dark comedy. At times, I found myself wondering whether we were even supposed to be laughing, but laugh we did. It is genuinely disturbing, and there are some decidedly no-joke sequences of violence and grief, so it still ranks toward the high end of the scale. But all in all, afterward, I slept just fine.  

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