Do you remember where you were on the night of May 5, 2018?
Is that a program you watch regularly?
Who was the host that night?
Do you recall Mr. Glover performing a sketch in which he pretended to be a lawyer representing Jurassic Park in a lawsuit after a dinosaur-related disaster?
Did you think the sketch was funny?
You “enjoyed” it. You have a long history of “enjoying” sketches about really stupid lawyers, don’t you?
Do you know the name “Lionel Hutz?”
But I don’t understand! If you don’t know Lionel Hutz, how do you explain this photograph of you laughing at Mr. Hutz’s legendary on-screen antics on The Simpsons?
Isn’t it true that you find every version of the “blundering lawyer” bit hilarious, and have for years?
May I remind you you’re under oath?
So you would have recommended this sketch no matter who was in it, wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you, you lying son-of-a-bitch?
Withdrawn, your honor. No further questions.