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The Best of @TheaterGuyTrump, a Twitter Parody That Feels a Little Too Real

Very disappointed by Hair. Just a bunch of hippie losers, hair not even that great. Sad!

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It’s been weeks since the election, so you would think that Donald Trump would be busy, oh, I don’t know, preparing to assume the highest office in the country. But Trump has his priorities straight, and, as evidenced by his feud with the cast of Hamilton, nothing is more important than the theater.

Fortunately for those of us just dying to know what Trump thought of other Broadway hits, Twitter user TheaterGuyTrump is here to offer up some suggestions. After all, how else are we supposed to make Broadway great again?

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Not surprising whose side Trump was on while watching Angels in America.

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Lotta Jews in this one, but that’s OK! It’s not like Trump is anti-Semitic or anything.

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Amazingly, critic-Trump still hasn’t mastered the concept of equal time, but then again, neither has the real Trump.

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The theater is full of important lessons, so it’s good to know Trump will have something to bring to his time in the White House.

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This one is a little silly, even for a parody account: Trump thinks a musical that won 11 Tony Awards is overrated (despite not having seen it!) just because the cast doesn’t agree with him.

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Oh, wait—sorry, that last one was actually real. Hard to tell these days.

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