Hot Topic and Suicide Squad seem like a match made in heaven—after all, who better to market the movie’s dingy bubblegum-grunge aesthetic to teenagers than the store where every goth middle-schooler shops for clothes? Nevertheless, Hot Topic’s Suicide Squad collection contains some pretty bizarre finds among all of the Harley Quinn and Joker-inspired couture. For instance:
Studded gun holster
Yes, the product description specifies that this is meant for a toy gun and fake ammo. But: still.
Daddy’s Little Monster sweater
This shirt is doubly creepy when you know that the “Daddy” being referred to is the Joker himself. Don’t forget the matching ball cap, locket, wallet, purse, and … hairbrush?
Harley Quinn and the Joker #relationshipgoals rubber bracelet two-pack
Yes, nothing says #relationshipgoals like the tortured pas de deux between a deeply troubled woman and her abuser.
Worst of all, Hot Topic’s collection is missing the one Suicide Squad–related article of clothing we really do want: Jared Leto’s lime-green, double-breasted dream coat.