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One day in my future, all at once like a bolt of maturity lightning, I will be able to drink alcohol and not immediately fiend for snacks.
My confidence in this is high; I am related to people, work with people, and generally have bore witness to people who don’t factor a bodega stop into their booze-fueled outings.
Whatever that next level of adulthood is—the one with three beers and then NO Sriracha-flavored kettle chips—it’s out there, and any minute now I’ll float on up to join them. One day. Some day. My love for late night party mix will wane and disappear, never to rear its tipsy, salt-craving head again.
Or, instead, I could just totally move to Spain.
The year I lived in Madrid following graduation felt like Finding My People (at least in this respect). Spain understood, better than any place I’d ever been, the necessity of a bar snack, and I found that it was standard practice to provide one, everywhere, all the time, at greasy corner joints and white-gloved waiter places alike. I couldn’t believe my luck; by pure chance I had stumbled upon a culture that not only endorsed a questionable habit of mine, but elevated it to some degree of class.
It felt like unearthing a truth that I’d been pussyfooting around my entire life by drinking and then snacking: Drinking while snacking is really the gold standard. Alcohol of any sort can only be improved by having a little mound of something in a bowl at your disposal, to put away slowly between sips. And as long as you sit there—and in Spain, at least, it isn’t unheard of to be there all night—they will bring you bowl after bowl.
Sometimes it’s not olives: a bunch of maiz frito (golden brown corn nuts, on which you are liable to crack a molar) or a spiced mix of peanuts and roasted chickpeas. At a bar across the street from a movie theater, I was brought a dish of gummy candies with my beer and was so ecstatic that I tried to hug the bartender.
One night a bowl of popcorn and a vase of heart-shaped strawberry lollipops materialized with my glass of wine, which made the tabletop look like a small, circular, self-contained slumber party. All of these were good, and all of them made my tinto de verano or gin tonica or Mahou taste that much better.
But holy lord, nothing could compare to the olives.
I don’t know how to talk about Spanish bar olives without sounding like a fool in love. In my journal from the time, in a particularly weird bout of metaphor-making, I went for pages about how leaving Madrid would widow me, removing these olives, my truest love, from my life forever.
Somehow equally perfect with sangria as with a rum and coke. Somehow ideally just shy of the too-salty line. Somehow classily adding to your buzz, somehow making you feel like you can totally, definitely speak Spanish. There was something extra in those olives, and the bartenders I asked either didn’t know the recipe or smiled and told me it was a secret.
Maybe that should’ve scared me, but it never did.
There was citrus, definitely, and lots of garlic; sometimes, in the ladling out of your first serving into a bowl, a clove or two that had been part of the marinade made it into the mix, and it was fun to not warn an unobservant drinking partner of this fact, letting them casually chomp into Definitely Not An Olive. Rosemary, too, is it? I would wonder, popping another into my mouth. Chili pepper?
I am the olive widow now, just as I’d predicted, back to satiating my drinking-driven snack habit with drug store Haribo and 99-cent trail mix packs. The closest I can get to a night out in Madrid is, ironically, a night in, in my kitchen, with a bottle of wine and a jar of my best attempt at homemade marinated olives.
If you want to come over, I’ll share them with you; it’s an ideal way to spend an evening with a friend, adding pit after pit to the graveyard bowl, sucking the hard centers clean and adding them to the heap. While you talk I will definitely listen to you; I promise that I’m listening, even if my eyes are on that dish between us. I am trying to time out my next reach so as not to appear like I’m gobbling them all with abandon. I’m trying to make it look like I’m sharing.
But if we get to the last one and we both lean forward, I swear I’ll box you out.
Garlic-Orange-Rosemary Marinated Olives
Makes about 1 pint of olives
1½ cups olive oil
4 cloves garlic, halved
Peel of 1 large orange, shaved with a potato peeler or paring knife, in about 1 inch-wide strips
4 to 6 sprigs fresh rosemary
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
2 tablespoons fresh orange juice
15 ounces plain olives (I used a mix of jarred green Castelvetranos and Kalamatas; use “dry weight” measurements from the labels), drained and rinsed
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