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This Lord of the Rings Guide Is Inaccurate and Very Dumb, but You’ll Probably Laugh Anyway    

Ah, The Lord of the Rings: An epic tale of good and evil, where a ragtag team led by an unlikely hero—a hobo named Fraggle Batches—joins together to thwart the evil eye Simon. That’s it, more or less, right?

This hilarious, extremely inaccurate guide to Lord of the Rings comes from YouTube user Neil Cicierega, whose gift for breathy, ethereal delivery is second only to Liv Tyler’s as the beautiful elf, Aerosmith. We won’t spoil all of the names Cicierega gives to the inhabitants of Google Earth, but rest assured, nothing is left untouched—even what might be the movie’s most iconic line.