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Watch Doug Funnie Sing Fetty Wap’s “Trap Queen” to Patti Mayonnaise

As anyone who watched Doug growing up can attest, Doug Funnie loved Patti Mayonnaise. But like all young, lovesick boys, he often found himself flustered. Maybe he just needed a solid intro line to break the ice—perhaps something smooth like, “Hey, what’s up, hello?”

Doug and Patti might have been pretty PG—and are almost certainly cooking something different on their stove than Fetty was in his eponymous “Trap Queen.” But this Vulture Remix reminds us that at the end of the day—whether it’s at school or at a strip club; surrounded by lockers or lambos—love is universal.