In honor of the upcoming Jurassic World release, this honest trailer pays homage to one of the most pointless sequels ever made, The Lost World: Jurassic Park—“A generic run-away-from-dinosaurs movie with more deaths, more dangling vehicles, and more giant practical T-Rex heads.” The gang’s all here, including Julianne Moore as bumbling paleontologist Sarah, also known as “SA-RAH!” Also there’s that T-Rex’s 20-minute vacation to San Diego. And, of course, there’s Jeff Goldblum’s Dr. Ian Malcolm, reduced by this movie to a neurotic shell of his originally quirky character. But the scene stealers really are those giant T-Rex heads, peeking at you from every possible angle.
Read more in Slate about the Jurassic Park movies.
