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An EXCLUSIVE Sneak Peek at the Next Jurassic Park Sequel: Jurassic Five

Jurassic World earned an incredible $511 million worldwide over the weekend, breaking the record for the biggest opening weekend ever and making a sequel inevitable. Fans are already speculating over what the next sequel could be about—but there’s really only one right answer. Since Jurassic World is the fourth Jurassic Park movie, the next one will be Jurassic Five. This means, of course, that it should star rapping dinosaurs, and that the T. rex should be voiced by Chali 2na. To prove that this obviously brilliant idea represents the right direction for the Jurassic Park franchise, we made the sizzle reel above.  

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